关于吃货的人生格言语录

吃货的人生格言搞笑经典句子

1.一个高等吃货只关心两件事：1.我等等吃什么?2.我刚才吃了什么?

2.不吃饭，速死;吃饭，慢性死亡。

3.只要活着，就一定能遇见好吃的。

4.对于财迷来说，吃货属性是生命不可承受之痛。

5.身材苗条的吃货是吃货中的精品。

6.在一个吃货心里，只要能和食物相提並论你就该偷笑了。

7.人活着是为吃饭穿衣。

8.人丑却颜控，家贫还追星。友少偏爱宅，女汉发神经。蠢材不努力，懒虫盼。肥婆多吃货，单身总矫情。

9.宴会上倘没有主人的殷勤招待，那就不是在请酒，而是在卖酒;这倒不如待在自己家里吃饭来得舒服呢。

10.不学习可以吃饭，不吃饭能学习么!

11.吃是为了生存，所以吃货只是求生欲望特别强烈的人而已。

12.有两样东西别人抢不走，一是你吃进肚子里的食物，另一个是你藏在心里的梦想。所以我要做个有梦想的吃货。

13.人生能有几多愁恰似一锅排骨汤流阿流

14.其实我才是真正的吃货，无论生病与否，我都照吃不误。甚至有时候生病比不生病吃的还要多。

15.吃货都是、开心的时候，吃好吃的庆祝一下;难过的时候，吃好吃的安慰一下;无聊的时候，吃好吃的消遣一下!

16.世界上有两个我，一个吃货的我，一个真心想减肥的我。

17.如果你认为吃是吃货人生的全部，那就错了，还有……睡!

18.要把企业的需要变成个人的爱好，企业需要你不睡觉就不睡觉，企业需要你不吃饭就不吃饭。

19.如果每天都是为了吃饭而吃饭，那么这个人成不了气候!

20.靠天吃饭鱼上滩，靠手吃饭鸟投林。

21.吃货之所以会变成胖子，是因为他们都有一个金刚不坏的胃。

22.不开心睡一觉，就让它过去吧。伤心还好，伤胃就不好了。

23.终于知道吃奥利奥为什么摇∵

24.对于吃货来说，吃与不吃和饱了没饱是没有关系的。

25.终究还是摆脱不了吃。我爱吃，爱吃，就爱吃，我是吃货我骄傲!

26.我只是不想让嘴巴寂寞，我是吃货，我为自己代言?

27.若是你女伴侣是吃货，那就娶了吧。常言道：吃货好养活。

28.人只是一无所知的动物，没有教诲则一无所知，他既不能讲话、行走、吃饭，也不能作本能的激励的任何事情，只能睡觉。

29.今天中午吃饭吃太多了，而且我腹肌不好看，还是不亮了。

30.有个吃货女朋友真好，别人哄女朋友都要说带你买衣服买首饰买包包……而你只需要说，走，带你吃好吃的去

The life motto of eating goods is funny classic sentence

1. A senior foodie only cares about two things: 1. What shall I eat when I wait?

2. What did I eat just now?

3. Don't eat, die quickly; Eating, chronic death.

As long as you live, you will surely meet delicious food.

4. For financial fans, eating goods is an unbearable pain in life.

5. Slim eating is the best in eating.

6. In a foodie heart, as long as it can be compared with food, you should snicker.

7. People live to eat and dress.

8. People are ugly, but they control themselves, and their families are poor and return to idolize. Less friends prefer the house, but women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, lazy people look forward to the top. Fat women eat more, and single women are always sentimental.

9. If there is no host's hospitality at the banquet, it is not asking for wine, but selling wine; It's better to stay at home and eat.

10. If you don't study, you can eat. If you don't eat, you can learn!

11. Eating is for survival, so eating food is just a person with a particularly strong desire to survive.

12. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is your dream hidden in your heart. So I want to be a dreamer.

13. How many worries you can have in life is like a pot of sparerib soup.

14. Actually, I'm the real foodie. No matter whether I'm sick or not, I'll take care of it. Sometimes you even eat more when you are sick than when you are not sick.

15. When you are eating and happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, eat delicious food for fun!

16. There are two me in the world, one who eats food and one who really wants to lose weight.

17. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, you are wrong, and … sleeping!

18. To turn the needs of enterprises into personal hobbies, enterprises need you to sleep without sleeping, and enterprises need you to eat without eating.

19. If you eat every day for the sake of eating, then this person can't become a climate!

20. Eat by the sky, fish go to the beach, and eat by hand, birds go to the forest.

21. Eating food becomes fat because they all have an indestructible stomach.

22. If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not okay to hurt your stomach.

23. I finally know why eating Oreos shakes∵ 24. For eating goods, eating has nothing to do with not eating or being full.

25. I still can't get rid of eating after all. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am proud to eat!

26. I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I eat food, and I speak for myself?

27. If your female partner is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: Eating food is good for you.

28. Man is an animal that knows nothing. Without instruction, he knows nothing. He can neither talk, walk, eat, nor do anything inspired by instinct. He can only sleep.

29. I ate too much at noon today, and my abdominal muscles didn't look good, and they still didn't light up.

30. It's nice to have a girlfriend who eats food. When others coax their girlfriends, they say they will take you to buy clothes, jewelry and bags ... and all you need to do is say, go and take you to eat delicious food.